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Darth plaugeis
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My Hovercraft Is Full Of eels
by metatron ini didn't want to keep this vital foreign phrase from you.
in every language, here it is.. http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/hovercraft.htm.
metatron.
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Most annoying quotes you are going to hear from JW's
by XPeterX insomething like: "would jesus do that/go there?
" i tell them: "would he own a luxurious bmw or mercendes?".
what are some quotes/expressions invented by jw's that really pissed you off?.
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Darth plaugeis
In the New System I'm going to ..............
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I'm 2 again I like KaKa
by Darth plaugeis inhahahha kaka that's his name really??
kaka that's the best we can do ?
i wish i was 2 again.. crazy brazilian names.
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Darth plaugeis
hahahha KaKa that's his name really?? KaKA that's the best we can do ? I wish I was 2 again.
Crazy Brazilian Names
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Does it make a difference if you are kind to a witness?
by dgp injust a hypothetical question.
suppose you meet someone who happens to be a jehovah's witness.
suppose you get to know how he/she lives, and, though you understand you can't do much for the person, you still show you care.
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Darth plaugeis
I am very nice as long as I don't know them.
If I bump into those from my old Hall......... I go beserk.... you know Bandit Style.
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Field service reporting
by gutted inso one of the elders called asking for my time.
i lied, somewhat.
yes i did talk to people about the "truth" but not in favourable terms.. has anyone simply stated, "i have not been in service this month"?
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Darth plaugeis
Why would anyone name themself after a stupid space movie???
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Demons and Their Children
by Darth plaugeis inon the urban myth post someone mentioned a story how the demons hated jah's children in the truth, because jah killed the demons children during the flood.
i have heard that story about the flood, and the nephilim, millions of times and never made a connection that god actually destroyed the fallen angel's offspring.
the nephilim were always portrayed as monsters and evil, but who really knows.. interesting point.
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Darth plaugeis
So who's asleep??? God or Satan? Lion or Lioness? LOL
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Demons and Their Children
by Darth plaugeis inon the urban myth post someone mentioned a story how the demons hated jah's children in the truth, because jah killed the demons children during the flood.
i have heard that story about the flood, and the nephilim, millions of times and never made a connection that god actually destroyed the fallen angel's offspring.
the nephilim were always portrayed as monsters and evil, but who really knows.. interesting point.
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Darth plaugeis
It is also impressive that Angels found the daughters of man attractive. Sounds like everything Jah creates commits Fornication.
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Demons and Their Children
by Darth plaugeis inon the urban myth post someone mentioned a story how the demons hated jah's children in the truth, because jah killed the demons children during the flood.
i have heard that story about the flood, and the nephilim, millions of times and never made a connection that god actually destroyed the fallen angel's offspring.
the nephilim were always portrayed as monsters and evil, but who really knows.. interesting point.
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Darth plaugeis
On the Urban Myth post someone mentioned a story how the Demons hated Jah's children in the Truth, because Jah killed the Demons children during the Flood. I have heard that story about the flood, and the Nephilim, millions of times and NEVER made a connection that God actually destroyed the Fallen Angel's offspring. The Nephilim were always portrayed as Monsters and Evil, but who really knows.
Interesting Point
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Do you believe the Bible?
by Cagefighter ini don't want to high jack african gb's thread but something got me thinking.... moses, abraham were inbred and hearing god's voice... paul never met jesus yet he is the only apostle coming down like a hammer of gays and has this "close bond" with timothy.
then there is the issue of "horus" the egyptian god and is this where the story of jesus comes from.
i have searched the internet for information on horus and have not had much luck finding anything authorative either way.. my question is do you or don't you believe in the bible and why or why not?
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Darth plaugeis
Believed EVERYWORD, EVERY STORY!!! 10 years later Psalms, Proverbs great books, the rest..... come on?? I believe there was a Jesus, a man at that time, but don't buy any of the myths and stories of these miracles.
So I'd give a thumbs down............ Spoiler alert!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satan did it!!!!
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JW Urban Legands
by ShellyDee inin my congregation we have many urban legands, like the one about the smurf doll jumping out of a girls lap and running out of the kh because it couldn't stand to hear the good news.
we also had one where a sister was out in fs and a dog talked, it told a sister not to knock on this one door, the sister went to the house and knocked anyway, and the doors and windows of the house flew open and dishes flew out, the sister was scared and ran away and the dog yelled at her retreating back "i told you not to got here!
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Darth plaugeis
We had an ex-Warlock at our Hall, who at one time was so powerful he could throw you against the wall by just looking at you. He became a MS and years later fell completely away........ his story also seemed to vanish quickly too, I wonder why???